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Jaws 3 
Actors : Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr., John Putch
Director : Joe Alves
Studio : Universal Studios
by Universal Studios
Brand : Universal
Release Date : 2003-06-03
Publisher : Universal Studios
Availability : Usually ships in 1-2 business days
Number of Items : 1
EAN : 9780783282336
UPC : 025192347627
Avg. Customer Rating: (based on 178 reviews)
List Price : $9.99
Our Price : $4.10
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An engineer and a marine biologist face a great white mother shark at a florida sea park. Originally 3-d. Studio: Uni Dist Corp. (mca) Release Date: 08/01/2006 Starring: Dennis Quaid Lea Thompson Run time: 99 minutes Rating: Pg Director: Joe Alves |
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C'monnnn |
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I loveeee the Jaws movies but this one was terrible. It just didn't fit in with the rest of them. Kind of like how Halloween 3 doesn't fit in with the rest of the Halloweens. |
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Not as good as the first two, but fun still |
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Good but still horrible compared the first two, Jaws 3d is a fun, violent, and often funny film that still bares it's razor sharp teeth. |
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The Next Generation |
The film begins underwater. A large fish is bitten in half. What did it? A group of water skiers practice acrobatics, then something happens. The "Sea World" theme park is opening. Its lagoon has an opening to the sea. Why are the dolphins upset? A man goes into the water after dusk. Will he have an accident? [We know what will happen but don't know when.] Somebody doesn't show up for work. Why are the dolphins acting strangely? [Pliny wrote a story about a dolphin that rescued a man at sea.] Does show business dictate the solution to a problem?
Is night time the right time to go shark hunting? Can a fish be used as an attraction? What if a dead body shocks the customers? Does the manager remind you of Dilbert's world? Has Murphy's Law been repealed? [No.] Will the mother of all sharks sneak into the lagoon? Will this provide a new thrill for paying customers? Will they appreciate being part of a news event? What did you do on your vacation? Would you pay to visit this theme park?
Did you appreciate the speech by the spokesperson? Was this story as good as the earlier versions? [No. The earlier versions were livelier and scarier.] Every film needs a happy ending to be successful. Were you pleased by this ending?
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Sucks Completly |
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Here is a perfect example of griding a story into the dirt. The acting and story line are so bad in this version, you'll wonder if this movie was really a cult classic in the making. |
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Stupid |
This movie is by far the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen. Here are my reasons:
1. The quality of the mechanical shark is equivalent to that of a Happy Meal toy.
2. There's blood every 6-10 minutes.
3. Sharks getting into Sea World? Whoever made this movie was really running low on ideas.
4. The characters are stupid and unbelieveable.
5. After the main characters (I can't remember their names) capture the shark that had been tormenting them and killing everybody, they put it on display at Sea World. That's real smart.
6. The shark on display wasn't really the shark that was killing everybody, it was actually the CHILD of the shark that was killing everybody, and then they have to kill the mother (The writers probably decided to add that in because it probably would have been a weak ending if they hadn't).
I could go on forever with reasoning why you should not watch this. |
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